Tuesday, 28 April 2015

If you are not ready to get married, please stay single

He was a dashingly tall guy carrying big lips and dotted frustrated scars on his face. He hardly represented an image of royal elegance. Though his table was intentionally decorated by his iPad, iPhone, car keys and a bottle of single malt Scottish whiskey. 

Wednesday, 22 April 2015

It was just sex, stop acting like you gave me your kidney

She was considerably of medium height. Stunningly beautiful and curiously intelligent. Her smile was genuine. Her eyes were sinfully sexy. Her demeanor invitingly absorbing. 

Monday, 20 April 2015

My Gym Diary - The wet bikini party

The loud music is intermittently swallowed by sounds of heavy panting and gasp for breath. Its 7:30pm, and I seem late for the party. An array of machines dotting the super large room are grinding to the tune of the music and to the determination of users.

Tuesday, 14 April 2015

By hook or crook, I'm gonna save my village from the motorbike menace

There is this idiot in my village who has been running amok ever since he sold his ancestor’s two acre land to buy a motorbike. He's partially responsible for the setting up of the boda boda ward at the poorly funded village dispensary. 

Friday, 10 April 2015

A MUST READ: Your priority in life is not my priority, so take a chill pill

The photo above elicited mixed reactions yesterday on social media with everyone weighing in with ridicule, resentment and sarcasm. The tag accompanying the photo indicated that this was a chap visiting his village during the Easter holiday.