Monday, 29 May 2017

Who will save us from these WhatsApp Groups bandwagon?

I am not going to mince words: I hate WhatsApp groups. Well, at least majority of them. I think a clause needs to be added to the Constitution about who can start a WhatsApp group, while its purpose and membership verified by a committee of experts led by the no nonsense Martha Karua, and co-chaired by Toni Braxton. Now, before you curse me in your dialect - an adventure that will cause my great ancestor Your Majesty, His Worship, The Great Nabongo Mumia to disgustingly sneeze in his grave - hear me out.

Sunday, 14 May 2017

This woman called my mother

Let’s get this out of the way. My mother, Julia Busolo Wangia Waudo, will go to heaven.

And this is why.

Friday, 12 May 2017

The Tea Boy

Its 10-ish. May 12, 2003. I have an appointment with the Station Manager at TransWorld Radio. He sounded like a military chap the previous day on the phone, while reminding me to keep time. I am a busy man, you know, he said jokingly though it sounded far from an innocent joke.